The Debarted

From the Script

Blair: "Um, this building... is a homeless shelter. A: Gross. And B: Really?"

Dan: "He's a handsome guy, he's a sophmore. He and Vanessa have a lot in common."

Nate: "He's a douche."

Nate: "Or just forget her, and move on to a... palette cleanser."

Nate: "She's a drama major. Actresses are crazy- Willa!"

Maureen: "You'll get... whatever it is your getting. Screwed, I think they call it."

Basstyle 

 

Realism

First things first, there are no wolves in Long Island! -3

Tripp kept Nate's pot stash, and Serena actually almost smoked years old weed. -1

Nate got to the scene of the accident just in time. -1

Maureen and Tripp went to the hospital why? -1

Serena stormed out of Tripp's house expecting to "find a cab" in the wee hours of the night. (But she would). +1

Serena tells Maureen she has no right to be at her husband's home. -1

Vanessa tries to act like she doesn't believe Dan, but she totally does. And her casual "I love you too." +2

Sum Total: -4

For the Love of Eric Damon
Oh man: the coat, bag, shoes, top, and stockings !  

B's hat

B's houndstooth coat

Vanessa's jacket

Best WTF Moments

1. Chuck's mom at Bart's grave!

2. Tripp left Serena at the accident.

3. Maureen gave Rufus the letter.

4. Jenny is a drug dealer.

5. Jenny & Eric outsmarted each other.

6. Maureen wanted Serena to be Tripp's mistress.

What the Bluck ?  

Music to My Ears "Empire State of Mind" by Jay-Z featuring Alicia Keys

"Suicide" by the Raveonettes

"Too Late" by M83