The Lady Vanished

From the Script

Serena: "Since when do you cook?"

Nate: "Honestly I didn't even know we had a fridge til this morning."

Nate: "But Bart told you your mother died in childbirth."

Chuck: "He also told me kids wear suits to kindergarten and blue-chip socks are great for birthday gifts."

Dan: "What could be friendlier than taking a mock photo?"

Nate: "Told you I was good in the kitchen."

Gossip Guys

 

Realism

Damien is stupid. He wouldn't hang around for all that family drama. He doesn't even like Jenny. -2

Serena called it "cooking" when Nate put waffles in the toaster. She would. +1

Blair faked sex with Chuck to try to shove it in Nate and Serena's face. +2

Chuck breaks into his mother's hotel room. Finally he shows signs of his old ways. +2

Of course Serena had to fuck with Chuck's decision and get involved, then later make it about her. +2

Vanessa: "I'm scared." -1

Rufus is such a dad. +1

The fresh uncovered bowls of whipped cream and strawberries in Nate's fridge. -1

The NYU parties are way too fake. -3 (For the volume level, the artistic decorations, the alcohol being served, etc.)

Sum Total: +1

When Rufus is talking about Jenny to Lily: "This isn't Serena!" +1 So true.