Serena: "Can I kiss you before I kill you?"
Blair: "Serena you've done some unforgiveable things. Like sleeping with Nate when we were saving ourselves for each other and killing Pete Fairman. How far is too far?"
Chuck: "Back from shopping and no packages? Who are you and what have you done with my girlfriend?"
Dorota: "I feel very badly not wishing him happy birthday or bringing him Polish breakfast sausages in bed."
Blair: "I invited my minions. It'll be like shooting fish in a barrel!"
Jack: "Champagne okay?"
Blair: "I prefer something stronger, to kill the germs."
Chuck: "If you're referring to the fact that I'm not in Thailand smoking hash with prostitutes, change is good."
Jack: "The fate of Chuck's empire is in your hands Blair. Well, not exactly your hands..."
Gossip Guys
Realism
Vanessa wouldn't just be carrying Dan's paper around. -1
It's no suprise that both Chuck and Blair stooped so low. +1
Blair made a contract, because she's no idiot. +1
Nate really believed Jenny was going to let him win the game. He's dumb. +1
After Jenny kissed Nate, he was all awkward in the elevator. +1
I'm not sure if Jack would have really turned down Blair. Even if she didn't want to sleep with him, the guy's a scumbag, and that would have really fucked with their heads if he went through with it. -1 Cause maye I'm thinking into it too much...
Eric knew that Jenny was scheming on Serena as soon as he got home. +1
Dan's reaction + the confrontation to finding out Vanessa lied about his paper. +1
I think Vanessa, with her "moral compass" would have told Dan that she was competing for the same spot. -1
Jenny was the only person that had a present for Nate on his birthday? Besides Serena's coslopus... -1
Chuck and Blair didn't waste one moment playing Assassin. Because they don't play games.. that don't risk anyone's lives or reputations. +2
Serena told Nate she had a garter holster for her cell phone? -1 Even for those two.
Jack wouldn't have sold Chuck's stuff so soon. But he was wearing his paisley robe.. so no points !
Nate and Jenny ran through some restaurant and locked themselves in the storage room, and no one seemed to care. -1
Yeah the whole bold and confident Elliot thing would never happen. -2
Even though she asked GG to help her find Nate, Serena didn't see the pic of him & Jenny on GG. -2
Sum Total: -2
For the Love of Eric Damon
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