The Unblairable Lightness of Being

From the Script 

Chuck: "Nate, I can feel your brain straining. You and Serena have it easy. Until now, your biggest concern was whose hair is more shiny."

Nate: "You're Blair Waldorf. Punishment is your middle name."

Dorota: "If wedding not traditional, marriage is doomed. Where did you and Mr. Harold get married?"

Eleanor: "I don't think that's why it didn't work out..."

Serena: "You know how Carter is. He convinced his fourth grade class that Barney's was named after the dinosaur."

Eleanor: "She hasn't been out of her room for days. It's like living with Howard Hughes."

Blair: "Great, he sent Good Cop."

Elliot: "I love Dorota. We're tight now. We talked about the Vampire Diaries in the elevator on Friday."

Gossip Guys

Realism

Elliot would not have brought his girlfriend to a wedding for a boy he likes. -2

Nate's phone wasn't in his pocket, and he won't notice the received call ? -1

Chuck would have lied about him and Blair being happy, jinxing Dorota's marriage. +1

Everyone arranged the whole wedding in one day. That would never happen. -1

Lily didn't look through the peephole when Serena knocked on the hotel room door? -1

Jenny's supposed to be queen of the Upper East Side. She never goes to school anymore. -1
Chuck has old movie dreams just like Blair. +1
Chuck's pajamas are now black, because he's depressed, instead of purple. +1
Serena thinks a pair a Louboutins will solve the problem between Chuck and Blair. +1
Serena ate a crossaint right after she "had breakfast" with the Humphreys, in front of Nate. That's exactly how you screw up when you're being deceptive. +1
Blair never said that she didn't even sleep with Jack, to Chuck or Nate. That would be the first thing you say. -1
Is there such a thing as a traditional Russian Polish wedding? -1
Rufus hosted a "traditional Eastern European game night" and then wasn't even there, or at the wedding. -2
Eric is gay. He is basically programmed with gaydar, and could have sniffed the semi-gay boy right out of Elliot easily. -1
Lily would have thought ahead about her staying at Canyon Ranch. -1

Sum Total: -6

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