The Freshman

From the Script

Blair: "Dan's a writer?"

Blair: "Georgina, please. Nobody wants greasy pizza and Vanessa's home movies when there's a sushi and sake party next door! Did I mention wasabi facials?"

Georgina: "Jesus and I have redefined our relationship."

Blair: "You mean he dumped you because he found out you were satan!"

Dan: "Noo headbands in college."

Blair (to Chuck): "You were right about the dorms. The lighting is awful."

Basstyle

Realism

(Inspired by New York Magazine)

Nate and Bree have an in bed chat. Throughout this conversation, they flip each other over way too many times to believe. -2

When learning about each other, Bree goes into Nate's pants to see what's in them (his pockets people), finds his wallet, but doesn't go in it. That's the first thing you look at stupid. -1

The fact that from high school to college, Dan successfully went from "Lonely Boy" to "Popular Hunk". Seriously, there's like a switch that goes off in guys that make them mature overnight. +2

Anyone who couldn't figure out that Scott is a creep (if you haven't already at this point) by the time you see him wearing that hideous pink sleeved shirt. -1

How come Serena and Blair both fail to discuss the fact that they have both had steamy Carter Baizen sex? -1

Here's where the writers went wrong... college students could not get away with cocktail parties in the common room, as well as huge rooftop underage keggers. -3 And how would they have gotten away with bringing the kegs un the building? Um no. -1

Just for the fact that they played "Good Girls Go Bad" while Blair went to (most likely her first) keg party. -1

Carter always happens to be roaming the sidewalks of New York. Does he inhabitat some type of residence or have anything better to do? -1

 

Blair put on her first headband of college in such a proud way. That's queen B for you. +1
Chuck is scolded to only give out advice on what he knows. Which is never again drinking absinthe with Daniel Baldwin. Because Chuck always gets into crazy situations. +2

Blair wasn't informed about her roomate assignment prior to move in day ? Please. -2

Sum Total : -8 Wow. This episode was not very possible.

For the Love of Eric Damon

Fantastic Sense of Style

Blair's look

Georgina's top

Blair's top

Blair's top

Best WTF Moments

1. Scott gave Vanessa a bad reccommendation for a professor. But no one really knew what was going on...

2. Chuck has been starting to get serious about the business. It was a classic Serena moment when she blew up his spot to the investor guy. AND Chuck even called her a train wreck!

3. Blair's text "We're here". Ummm who exactly would that be? Oh of course just Jesus's Crew to sabotage Georgina.

What the Bluck