The Lost Boy

From the Script

(simultaneously)

Serena: "Please tell me it was Blair and not Georgina."

Vanessa: "Please tell me it was Georgina and not Blair."

 

Chuck: "She stole my shoes?"

 

Girl at registrar: "My last boyfriend told me his dad invented the battery."

 

Georgina: "Judging by the size of the sock on the door, I didn't want to knock."

 

Blair: "You might want to take a DNA sample down to the 24th precinct tomorrow."

 

Serena: "If you want to date Georgina, more power to you. I'd just check to see if there's an ice pick under her bed."

 

Serena (to Dan): "Did I just catch you on a walk of shame?"

 

Blair: "I already have my bidding paddle."

Chuck: "I'm sure we can find some other use for it."

 

Blair: "You're really making a huge mistake. Bye!"

Basstyle 

Realism

Vanessa's reaction to Scott's confession? "Oh my god..." -3

 

Of course Blair didn't know what the sock on the door meant. +2

 

Dan describes his relationship with Georgina as "we're just... hangin out." +1

 

Georgina hasn't changed at all, because no one ever does. +1

 

Chuck and Blair were arguing to the point that they forgot to continue bidding and let someone else win. -1

 

Carter definately went way too far in Santorini two years ago... AND Europe this summer. -2

 

Why were there paparazzi at an auction? -1

 

Carter just walks away from paying his hotel bill, after his card was denied and the hotel man was supposed to inform the authorities. -2

 

Everyone believed Scott when he said his brother was Rufus and Lily's son. THAT's why he went through all that trouble. You've got to be kidding. -2

 

Chuck couldn't even have a quickie with Blair, when it's been five whole days?? No Chuck Bass would do that, even if he had an important business meeting in several hours. -3

 

Georgina's background on her laptop is of her and Dan on the first night they hooked up. +2 (cause she's a creep)

 

Sum Total: -8 Dang GG.. gettin a little out of control.

For the Love of Eric Damon

(Blair's top and Serena's dress)

 

(Blair's top)

(Georgina's dress) 

(Random girl's dress)

(Serena's dress)

Best WTF Moments

Neither Chuck or Blair got the photo. Serena did !

 

Instead of telling everyone the truth, Scott tells them that he is the brother of Rufus' son.

 

Serena realizes that Georgina made up the whole photo thing to mess with Chuck and Blair.

 

Bree has been looking for Carter. WTF did he do to the Buckleys?

What the Bluck ?