Rufus Getting Married

From the Script

Georgina: "That was pathetic. Haven't you ever tried to get someone to dump a celebrity before?"

 

Blair: "I know women, and none of us are that nice."

 

Georgina: Who are you gonna hang out with when all the Humphreys hate you?"

 

Dan: "Look I don't know if you're joking or if Lenny made brownies for your floor again but..."

 

Rufus: "I knew I let you kids watch Parent Trap too many times."

 

Constance Girl: My family's in investment banking. We're all broke."

Jenny: "You can go now."

 

Georgina: "What does it mean when someone used to grab your ass but now doesn't? It means someone's a big fat liar!"

 

Rufus: "That was just-"

Georgina: "You're love child. Yup! Not dead. Congratulations, it's a boy."

 

Bree: "If it means anything, I'm sorry."

Nate: "No, it doesn't. So please leave."

 

Rufus: "No one under 40 has ever shown that much interest in Lincoln Hawk."

 

Chuck: "I'm sick of being you're travel agent. This ticket's the last; it's one way."

 

Vanessa: "Dan, you're way off base right now..."

Dan: "...and I've always cared about you but..."

Vanessa: "STOP! I'm not in love with you, you moron."

 

Vanessa: Okay. Dan didn't write you back because (a) he broke up with you, (b) he's seeing someone else, and (c) even though I tried to defend you, you're a full-on crazy person.

Georgina: Wait, can we go back to (b) for a second?

Bree: Yeah, I tried to mend the whole I'm-dating-a-Vanderbilt fence. Didn't work. We're southern, so family loyalty is big down there.

Blair: Like slavery! [awkward silence] What? I'm joking.

Basstyle

Realism

Obviously, Blair's the one that smells the bullshit on Bree Buckley's breath. +2

 

Vanessa finally came to her senses and tells Dan the truth, even though it took Georgina blackmailing her to be hones. +2

 

Jenny has a "queen" moment while Blair is present. +1 because it was her father's wedding after all.

 

Dan thinks he did an "amazing" acting job, of course he would.. +2

 

The Sonic Youth singer says "By the powers invested in me by some sketchy service on the internet..." +2

 

The Lily/Scott reunion, because it was the first time she had met him. And she treated him like an asshole. +3

 

Dan standing on a street corner, IMing his movie star girlfriend, and resting his laptop on a newspaper dispenser? -4

 

I thought Cece was supposed to be back in healthy condition, and she doesn't go to her daughter's wedding. -2 But +1 because she hates Rufus.

 

Really? NO ONE knew that Carter was engaged to a Buckley? They're Southern royalty. -2

 

No freakin way Georgina just runs off with some random guy in a bar that claims to be a prince. -3

 

Sum Total: +2

For the Love of Eric Damon

Serena's dress

Serena's top

Georgina's necklace

Georgina's top

Lily's top

Lily's top

 

Serena's top/vest, necklace, and bag

Lily's dress

Jenny's dress 

Georgina's dress

Best WTF Moments

1. Dorota sets up Georgina! BEST plot twist EVER !

2. Poor Natie finds out Bree has been using his sexy ass the whole time. =[

3. Dan thinks Vanessa is trying to get back with him! (Which she totally wants to by the way...)

4. Chuck actually admits his respect for Carter.. because he's Chuck Bass.

What the Bluck ?