From the Script
Eric: "Oh that's disturbing."
Blair: "NYU is hell!"
Chuck: "What do you expect from a place where men wear sandals?"
Blair: "By the way, sandals are not shoes."
Dan: "I'm sorry that's a dating taboo."
Random Constance girl: "OMGBSE. Oh my god best sleepover ever!"
Blair: "These martinis taste like tapwater. Don't be a scrooge with the gin Dorota."
Publicist: "You're like a diva whisperer."
Dan: "Whoa whoa, what's goin on with that?"
Chuck: "Po-tay-to, po-tah-to."
Chuck: "Next time you forget who Blair Waldorf is, remember I'm Chuck Bass and I love you."
Chuck's note: "I need some one on one tutoring."
Jenny: "Go wash your eyes!"
Dan: "I don't even know why I'm pretending to think about that, YES."
Blair: "While NYU is my garden, I plan to rake, hoe, and weed until it looks exactly the way I want."
Chuck: "Dumbo could always fly, he just needed a magic feather."
Basstyle
Realism
Obviously Dan wouldn't know who a famous star of Twilight fame is. +1 AND totally not catch on to all the hints being thrown in his face. +2
Rufus hit the nail right on the head with his impression of his fiance. +2
Lily refers to her mother by her first name. Only on the Upper East Side. +1
Lily is just filled with so much insight for her premiere back home! +2
Vanessa coined herself a new catchphrase for all the crazy things that go down in her life. "Oh my god." +1
Nate being the pimp that he is, urging Dan to ask out the girl he doesn't know is famous. +2
Blair ignores first Chuck, then Dorota's attempts at stopping her pathetic attempts. +1
Every time Dan sees a girl in a Fedora he will be forever haunted. +1
Olivia's vintage Mets shirt she wore to her first day at NYU? +1 for her trying too hard to be normal, -1 for how it turned out. No points here.
NYU just accepted Olivia to enroll like three weeks after everyone else, AS A FRESHMAN nonetheless. -3
Dan just so happens to run into Olivia the moment after he was talking about her. -2 because she's a celebrity.
Dan doesn't realize who Olivia is until the movie premiere. Even though his best friend is her roommate. -2
Since when do publicists decorate/organize their client's dorm rooms? That would be an assitant, like Serena, kind of. -2
A celebrity is doing her own hair for a red carpet event? -1
It is way too soon for Jenny to be remotely OK with Chuck. And she definately wouldn't attend a high profile event with her molester... -3
Not that they have any relation, but Carter, Bree, Georgina, AND Scott are all out of town at the same time? (Oh yeah, Jonathan too!) No way, because at least two of them are in college (not exactly sure about Scott) and they wouldn't just skip out on classes so early in the semester to hang with the fam. -4
Sum Total: -5
Which there was lots of !
Purse, dress, blazer, necklace? Best V D Dubs outfit I've seen to date.
Awesome dress Little J. And loving her new hair this season...
Gotta love the "crown"
...and the half replica of it.
Serena's top
Lily's pretty updo (not exactly Eric Damon but still)
Olivia's Earrings
Van der Woodsen dress
Lily's earrings
Vanessa's top !
Olivia's dress
Best of: Olivia's premiere dress.. so gorgeous !
Best WTF Moments
This wasn't the best episode, but the fashion made up for it!
1. The girls at school dressed in head to toe sophmore Jenny.
2. Chuck hired that paparazzo to snap some pics of Blair ! Awww...
3. Scott hanging out with Georgina in Boston ?!
What the Bluck ?
Basically the only frame with the two in it...
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