How To Succeed in Bassness

From the Script

Blair: "Tell those pathetic trick or treaters there's no pre-packaged joy for them here."

Blair: "I was thinking 80s. But shoulder pads could be overwhelming on my delicate frame."

Rufus: "I was going to be Iggy, but I thought that might scare the children."

Dan: "Who could resist free gifts in shiny wrappers?"

Chuck: "This is a business. Not a high school party."

Blair: "I told you I was sorry for my little transgression and you forgave me. Now either you make me kiss a girl already or let's move on."

Dan: "I think I can handle some PG-13 bloodsucking."

Nate: "Seriously man, do you not get internet here in Brooklyn?"

Dan: "I think the most disturbing part of all this is that you've been reading Endless Nights blogs."

Nate: "At least I'm on the list and not working the door."

Olivia: "Flu? As in... Patrick Roberts flu?"

Dan: "He made you levitate."

Blair: "Perez Hilton drew tears on his own photo because he wasn't there."

Dan: "Look at the way she's looking at him, that's love. And lust... and gratitude..."

Nate: "Dude, that's an orgasm."

Blair: "It would make the SoHo house look like one of those dirty public schools with numbers for a name."

Basstyle 

Realism

Nate is such a good friend for looking into Olivia's movies/exboyfriend/blogs for Dan. +1

 

Dan's terrible flu lying/acting, which his actress girlfriend believed. +2

 

Chuck's intensity about not being his father. +2

 

Dorota vacuums Blair's room and simultaneously plays chess with her by saying the move. +2 Dorota is truly awesome.

 

Rufus bought a huge shopping bag of candy for trick or treaters. +1 And it was all from Dylan's Candy Bar. Clearly, marrying Lily is having some type of influence over him. +1

 

There really is no way Serena or KC know who Mark Hamill is. -1

 

Serena tells her boss that breaking up Dan and Olivia is something she has to do on her own. And KC really doesn't mind this ?? -2

 

Chuck's party lasted 5 minutes before it was raided by the cops, and it is going to make front page new? -3 Because that whole plotline was ridiculous.

 

Did Serena really think that Blair would care more about her stupid job than Chuck's first club opening that would set off his career? -5 But then again, she is so self-absorbed that she would think that. So +5

 

Eric looked like he was going to play golf, not like he stepped out of the twenties. -1

 

A little girl dressed up as Lady Gaga for Halloween and no one had a problem with it ? -2

 

Rufus made four pumpkins into KISS. +2

 

Jenny is taking being Queen to seriously, especially since she didn't even want to be Queen last season. And she's really gonna fuck with Eric and Jonathan, her only friends, for her little minions? -3

 

Sum Total: -1

For the Love of Eric Damon 

Blair's whole outfit

Serena's dress & earrings

B's sweater

Dan looks smokin hot !

Serena's top

Best WTF Moments

 

1. Blair goes behind Chuck's back to help him when he didn't want help.

2. Jenny has the girls dump yogurt on Eric's head.

3. Jenny has the girl's egg Jonathan.

4. Serena gets Patrick Roberts to fly down for the party.

5. Olivia tells Dan she lied and really did date Patrick.

What the Bluck ?

 

Music To My Ears

"People Cmon" by Delta Sunshine: Serena tells Blair she isn't forgiven; end montage.
"Show Stopper" by Peaches: The police raid Chuck's club; Blair tells Serena about the plan.
"In Transit" by Albert Hammond Jr: Blair apologizes to Chuck at the club.
"Strictly Game" by the Harlem Shakes: opening montage.