The Last Days of Disco Stick

From the Script

Blair: "In the second grade, I saw our gym teacher giving Laverne Glazer's mom the glad eye. Not only did it earn my the first A++ for gym in Constance history, I learned that my sexual tension radar is unparalleled."

Blair: "Oh, the sacrifices we make for success. We'll think of a way to make your day less boring later."

Dan: "It was me, Vanessa, Olivia, two girls, four boobs, and one Dan Humphrey. How awesome am I?"

Nate: "I know things. I've been to Europe. Chuck Bass is my best friend. The third person's supposed to be a stranger."

Dan: "Why are you being such a buzzkill?"

Lily: "What about Brad Alexander? His mother said he's single."

Jenny: "Yeah, cause he gave six girls from Nightingale gonorrhea of the throat last year."

Rufus: "What are you two doing?!"

Rufus: "Did Chuck Bass just say he was going to the planetarium?"

Chuck: "Dude. I'm Chuck Bass. Even Europeans must know what that means."

Rufus: "What's gonorrhea of the throat?"

Blair: "I don't converse with liars or Lewinskys."

Blair: "I have an army to build, a school to take over, and girls to blackmail."

Blair: "Dan? When girls live together, sometimes their cycles sync up. No hormones, yours or theirs, will get in the way of my cabaret."

Basstyle

Realism

For the Love of Eric Damon  Olivia's colorblock dress 

Jenny's gray dress 

Serena's stockings

V's pretty blue/black dress

Best WTF Moments
1. Nate and Serena are about to kiss when Tripp walks into the bar.
2. Damien playing with the toy boat was a cover to sell drugs.
3. Olivia convinces Dan that he had to kiss Vanessa again to realize he loves her.
4. Blair gets Lady Gaga to perform.
5. Chuck finds Jenny and Damien and tells Damien to leave the country.
6. Serena goes with Tripp even after Nate basically tells her he loves her.


What the Bluck ?

 

They Shoot Humphreys, Don't They?

From the Script

Chuck: "Do you really think I want to spend my weekend watching women with tramp stamps work out their daddy issues?"

Jenny: "You're era is over... and so is that headband."

Rufus: "I still really don't get how these events work."

Blair: "SERENA! I mean Serena, there you are."

Blair: "Nate. I didn't see that one coming."

Jenny: "Well, I learned from the best."

Blair: "Good answer."

Olivia: "Have you ever..."

Dan: "Me? No. Have I? No. Wait I... no. Never. Have you?

Chuck: "If you two want to kiss, it won't count as cheating."

Blair: "Hello? I'm stuck in the elevator with someone who sucks all the air out of the room. Send help or I'll be dead within the hour."

Blair (to Eric): "Little Van der Woodsen. I'm impressed with your natural talents."

Blair: "Look! A lost boy from the lost weekend."
Nate: Chuck actually sent me to find you. He has a suprise in the private lodge upstairs. He says please.

Blair: "I used to have a friend like Jenny. I made all these sacrifices and you know what I got back on that investment? Zero. Because girls like her run emotional Ponzi schemes. Serena will never like you the way you like her."

Nate: "What are Blair and Serena even fighting about this time?"
Chuck: "Basically about how much each one loves the other more than the other loves her."
Nate: "Can you even fight about that?"

Blair: "This is not your wedding day! Cotillion only happens once."

Jenny: "I have been so awful to you and Jonathan."
Eric: "True. But I'm a better person than you."

Dan: "We haven't had sex with someone we never want to see again. Wait, I did that one... with Georgina."

Chuck: "A debutante ball without Blair Waldorf is like a Tour de France without Lance Armstrong."
Blair: "I resent the comparison to that man whore. But your other point is well taken."

Blair: "I have a suprise for you."
Chuck: "In that case why are you still dressed."

Blair: "That was yesterday..."

Basstyle

Realism

Chuck acts like he's not excited about Nate's "lost weekend". +2

Apparently, Blair suggested she and Chuck go to the Kandinsky exhibit, which in reality, really is going down at the Guggenheim when the show air. That's just fantabulous. +3 (Ok, -2 for saying 'fantabulous'.) =/

Tripp hires Serena as his media relations rep. +1 cause we all know how this will end.

Chuck hijacks the elevator intercom and forces the girls to make up. +3 (An extra because he says "If you two want to kiss, it won't count as cheating. We all know he had visual confirmation on that elevator.)

Olivia says she has to finish the list, but she definately didn't have sex with someone she never wanted to see again (like Dan said he did). -1 (Only because at some point in the aftermath, we know she will wish she never sees Vanessa again.)

Serena went to Tripp's office to resign... in person. (Actually, even, because she totally would do that.)

Blair totally gives Kyra a homemade dye job, instead of taking her to some fancy city salon. -1

The cotillion was so tacky. First of all, it's all about mothers. The Plastiscines would not have sang "Bitch" during the reception. Lily would not have let Jenny wear what she wore either. -3

Sum Total: +2

For the Love of Eric Damon
 

Blair's dress

B's dress and shoes

The necklacee !

Serena's coat & purse

Serena's top (or dress.. whatever it's cute.)

Best WTF Moments

1. Olivia initiates threesome.

2. Lily finds the letter to Serena from her father.

3. Kyra has Graham Collins as her date, leaving Jenny with no one.

4. Jenny suprises everyone with having Nate as her escort.

5. Chuck trapped Blair and Serena in an elevator.

What the Bluck ?
 

Not one good frame with these two. Love his note though.

Music to My Ears 

Whatever You Like by Anya Marina

Somebody to Love by Leighton Meester

Bitch by the Plastiscines

I Am Down by the Plastiscines

Questions and Panthers by One For the Team

Underneath My Skin by Stella Project

Totally love the face Dan makes while watching Olivia and Vanessa kiss !

The Grandfather: Part II

From the Script

Serena: "Let me guess, you wanted to go upstairs and see if two blondes make a right ?"

Chuck: "Blair's favorite part? Real time surveillance playback. It's naughty."

Blair (to Serena): "If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck... the only prostitute here, is you."

Serena (to Chuck): You of all people know what a prostitute does!

Blair: "Look S, you know wasted better than most of us having been in that state so many times yourself. Looks like you've met your match."

Blair (to Serena): "No one's ever accused you of saying no."

Dan: "Look, as much as I enjoy my current girlfriend talking to my ex-girlfriend about her... fake boyfriend, who is also my current girlfriend's ex, you can get a copy of that Fallon interview right, ?"

Blair: "I need a friend. STAT."
Girl: "I'm your friend."
Blair: "Please. I'm not friends with staff."

Dan: "I need a SARS mask."

Serena: "Ryan totally lost his mojo after Reese got with Jake."

Basstyle

Realism

Olivia's appearance on Jimmy Fallon was the worst. No celebrity would talk about a one month anniversary with someone they're dating on national TV. -1
Also, she went on his show again the next week ? -2

Dan runs out of his apartment, awkwardly leaving his one-month old girlfriend with his parents and diseased sister. +1 Because it's classic Humphrey.

Blair totally licks her lips after her face is covered in frosting, RIGHT after she said she wanted some cake. +1

No way would a hooker get that Valentino bag before Blair would. -1 On second thought, she may have slept with the salesclerk... +1

Chuck so smoothly walked that business man out of the room before he saw Patrick making an ass out of himself. +2 Because Chuck is so awesome this season.

Why would Patrick need to go to an election party? That's not the greatest PR. -1

Yeah, Tripp was the only person that would jump in to save that drowning guy. AND no one else saw that same guy jump in the water ? -2

What was with the Tripp-Serena convo at the end? We were all leaning in waiting for him to sleaze his way into her dress... but he really is a generally good guy afterall? BOO! -1

Sum Total: -2

For the Love of Eric Damon

Serena's dress

Blair's whole outfit

Serena's jacket

The coveted Valentino 360 bag

Brandeis' top

Best WTF Moments

1. Blair's friend was a prostitute.

2. Serena pushed Blair into the cake.

3. Vanessa found out the guy drowning was fake.

4. Nate announced he set it up.

5. Tripp's wife told Grandfather that she set it up.

What the Bluck ?

Music to My Ears

"I Could Rob You" by the Platiscines [set up for campaign party; KC tells Serena about her next assignment]
"Float" by Quitzow [Blair tells her minions about her friend problems]
"The Nerve" by Republic Tigers [Dan watches the Jimmy Fallon video; Vanessa arrives at the party]
"Two Left Feet" by Anya Marina [Patrick tells Serena about Brandeis; Vanessa confronts Nate]
"Everything is Shattering" by Maps [Serena apologizes to Blair]
"I See You" by Mika [end montage]