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From the Script

Chuck: "Do you really think I want to spend my weekend watching women with tramp stamps work out their daddy issues?"

Jenny: "You're era is over... and so is that headband."

Rufus: "I still really don't get how these events work."

Blair: "SERENA! I mean Serena, there you are."

Blair: "Nate. I didn't see that one coming."

Jenny: "Well, I learned from the best."

Blair: "Good answer."

Olivia: "Have you ever..."

Dan: "Me? No. Have I? No. Wait I... no. Never. Have you?

Chuck: "If you two want to kiss, it won't count as cheating."

Blair: "Hello? I'm stuck in the elevator with someone who sucks all the air out of the room. Send help or I'll be dead within the hour."

Blair (to Eric): "Little Van der Woodsen. I'm impressed with your natural talents."

Blair: "Look! A lost boy from the lost weekend."
Nate: Chuck actually sent me to find you. He has a suprise in the private lodge upstairs. He says please.

Blair: "I used to have a friend like Jenny. I made all these sacrifices and you know what I got back on that investment? Zero. Because girls like her run emotional Ponzi schemes. Serena will never like you the way you like her."

Nate: "What are Blair and Serena even fighting about this time?"
Chuck: "Basically about how much each one loves the other more than the other loves her."
Nate: "Can you even fight about that?"

Blair: "This is not your wedding day! Cotillion only happens once."

Jenny: "I have been so awful to you and Jonathan."
Eric: "True. But I'm a better person than you."

Dan: "We haven't had sex with someone we never want to see again. Wait, I did that one... with Georgina."

Chuck: "A debutante ball without Blair Waldorf is like a Tour de France without Lance Armstrong."
Blair: "I resent the comparison to that man whore. But your other point is well taken."

Blair: "I have a suprise for you."
Chuck: "In that case why are you still dressed."

Blair: "That was yesterday..."

Basstyle

Realism

Chuck acts like he's not excited about Nate's "lost weekend". +2

Apparently, Blair suggested she and Chuck go to the Kandinsky exhibit, which in reality, really is going down at the Guggenheim when the show air. That's just fantabulous. +3 (Ok, -2 for saying 'fantabulous'.) =/

Tripp hires Serena as his media relations rep. +1 cause we all know how this will end.

Chuck hijacks the elevator intercom and forces the girls to make up. +3 (An extra because he says "If you two want to kiss, it won't count as cheating. We all know he had visual confirmation on that elevator.)

Olivia says she has to finish the list, but she definately didn't have sex with someone she never wanted to see again (like Dan said he did). -1 (Only because at some point in the aftermath, we know she will wish she never sees Vanessa again.)

Serena went to Tripp's office to resign... in person. (Actually, even, because she totally would do that.)

Blair totally gives Kyra a homemade dye job, instead of taking her to some fancy city salon. -1

The cotillion was so tacky. First of all, it's all about mothers. The Plastiscines would not have sang "Bitch" during the reception. Lily would not have let Jenny wear what she wore either. -3

Sum Total: +2

For the Love of Eric Damon