The Grandfather: Part II

From the Script

Serena: "Let me guess, you wanted to go upstairs and see if two blondes make a right ?"

Chuck: "Blair's favorite part? Real time surveillance playback. It's naughty."

Blair (to Serena): "If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck... the only prostitute here, is you."

Serena (to Chuck): You of all people know what a prostitute does!

Blair: "Look S, you know wasted better than most of us having been in that state so many times yourself. Looks like you've met your match."

Blair (to Serena): "No one's ever accused you of saying no."

Dan: "Look, as much as I enjoy my current girlfriend talking to my ex-girlfriend about her... fake boyfriend, who is also my current girlfriend's ex, you can get a copy of that Fallon interview right, ?"

Blair: "I need a friend. STAT."
Girl: "I'm your friend."
Blair: "Please. I'm not friends with staff."

Dan: "I need a SARS mask."

Serena: "Ryan totally lost his mojo after Reese got with Jake."

Basstyle

Realism

Olivia's appearance on Jimmy Fallon was the worst. No celebrity would talk about a one month anniversary with someone they're dating on national TV. -1
Also, she went on his show again the next week ? -2

Dan runs out of his apartment, awkwardly leaving his one-month old girlfriend with his parents and diseased sister. +1 Because it's classic Humphrey.

Blair totally licks her lips after her face is covered in frosting, RIGHT after she said she wanted some cake. +1

No way would a hooker get that Valentino bag before Blair would. -1 On second thought, she may have slept with the salesclerk... +1

Chuck so smoothly walked that business man out of the room before he saw Patrick making an ass out of himself. +2 Because Chuck is so awesome this season.

Why would Patrick need to go to an election party? That's not the greatest PR. -1

Yeah, Tripp was the only person that would jump in to save that drowning guy. AND no one else saw that same guy jump in the water ? -2

What was with the Tripp-Serena convo at the end? We were all leaning in waiting for him to sleaze his way into her dress... but he really is a generally good guy afterall? BOO! -1

Sum Total: -2

For the Love of Eric Damon

Serena's dress

Blair's whole outfit

Serena's jacket

The coveted Valentino 360 bag

Brandeis' top

Best WTF Moments

1. Blair's friend was a prostitute.

2. Serena pushed Blair into the cake.

3. Vanessa found out the guy drowning was fake.

4. Nate announced he set it up.

5. Tripp's wife told Grandfather that she set it up.

What the Bluck ?

Music to My Ears

"I Could Rob You" by the Platiscines [set up for campaign party; KC tells Serena about her next assignment]
"Float" by Quitzow [Blair tells her minions about her friend problems]
"The Nerve" by Republic Tigers [Dan watches the Jimmy Fallon video; Vanessa arrives at the party]
"Two Left Feet" by Anya Marina [Patrick tells Serena about Brandeis; Vanessa confronts Nate]
"Everything is Shattering" by Maps [Serena apologizes to Blair]
"I See You" by Mika [end montage]